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Review: Fleshjack Count Cockula - The Fang (Sex in a Can)

As opposed to the other Sex-in-a-Can products, the "Count Cockula"" is not a down-sized version of an existing Fleshjack canal but is rather a standalone texture available only as a Sex-in-a-Can insert. A couple of years ago, the Fleshjack producer ILF released the Count Cockula as a part of a one-off Halloween special offer but the response from Fleshjack fans was so positive and strong that the previously limited special edition has remained in production until this day.

The most prominent feature of the Count Cockula, clearly, is the vampire mouth orifice that looks kind of dangerous. With its large fangs, it does not initially appear too inviting for a blow-job. But do not be alarmed - the Count Cockula certainly does not bite. Instead, the material of the Cockula's "Real Feel Superskin" is wonderfully soft and silky, guaranteeing completely pain-free masturbation enjoyment. The texture of the inner canal is marketed under the name "The Fang" and, like all Sex in a Can canals, is roughly 6.9 inches (or 17.5 cm) in length and thus shorter than the 8.8 inches (or 22.5 cm) of ordinary Fleshjack canals.

The diameter of the inner canal of the Count Cockula is 0.7 inches (or 18 mm), making it one of the widest Sex in a Can canals. There is a texture inside the canal of 0.3 inch (or 7 mm) long-stemmed and evenly spaced bumps which taper to a point. The arrangement of the bumps is staggered and they protrude into the canal at a 90 degree angle.

Because there is no original Fleshjack counterpart to the The Fang, the illustration below, for purposes of comparison, displays The Fang along with the Bliss canal because it has similar pointed, long-stemmed bumps inside it. As can be seen in the illustration, the arrangement of the bumps in the Bliss canal is quite different and the Bliss bumps protrude at an angle of 45 degrees instead of 90 degrees.

The sensation offered in the Count Cockula is superb because the pointed, long-stemmed bumps in the inner canal provide wonderfully enjoyable stimulation. While these bumps initially appear to be fairly dangerous, they are anything but that thanks to the fantastically delicate skin-like material. When penetrating into that "sea of bumps", each and every bump creates very noticeable stimulations and so this sea of bumps in its entirety exponentially builds to create an extremely intense dick head and shaft massage. Because these bumps are quite long, they bend along with the thrusting direction and swirl wonderfully around the surface of the dick when moving in and back.

In addition, as is common with all the Sex-in-a-Can products, a firm sensation of tightness is clearly apparent. In comparison to the Fleshjack Bliss insert, the created stimulation is similar in intensity while the tightness is stronger although the alteration of tightness sensations and the variation of differing stimulations are lacking.

Due to the canal's comparatively wide diameter, plenty of vacuum accumulates in the relatively large bump interstices. The suction effect is therefore comparatively strong and ranks the best of all of the Sex in a Can products.

Because a lot of sperm and lube residues build up among the dense bumps, thoroughly cleaning the texture takes a relatively long time and so it's best to briefly turn The Fang insert inside out when cleaning. Drying takes an average 3 to 4 hours.


The Fang canal of the Count Cockula Sex in a Can offers a very intense dick surface massage, accompanied by wonderfully firm tightness and a fantastic suction effect. The pointed, long-stemmed bumps and those fangs in the vampire mouth are clearly nothing to be scared of at all. The Count Cockula Sex in a Can is obviously visually striking and it also is a definite star of the product line. If you'd like to experience the thrill of sticking your cock into the mouth of a vampire or if you are looking for an intriguing and unique gift for your boyfriend or a mate, you don't have to look any further than the Count Cockula.


Intensity 9/10 Realism 5/10
Stimulation 10/10 Suction 8/10
Variation 5/10 Lube Use 7/10
Penetration 7/10 Cleanup 6/10
Tightness 10/10 Dry Time 5/10
Overall Rating